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Dumb List FAQ
DumbList.com – Where Suckers Converge
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DumbList.com – Where Suckers Converge
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Just Dumb
Find folks who are unfortunately only somewhat dumb |
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This section has people who are considered reasonably dumb |
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Seriously dumb people populate this section |
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These dumbos are at the top of the heap
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In every field there are exceptional people who are a class of their own. So is it with dumb people. We sincerely hope that this section never gets a single member! |
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The DumbList FAQ
As you might be aware, DumbList turns reason on its head. Where hundreds of thousands of web sites provide a valuable service at no cost, DumbList.com provides a disservice to you at charges you for that. This naturally has people wondering…and asking questions like:
Ans. Well, at least a dozen people so far have paid, so in their opinion at least we probably are not crazy. But to the vast majority of the world, yes, what we are trying to do will not make much sense.
Ans. Ask any of your friends. No one is interested in reading about serious, brilliant people. Most of what such folks do cannot be understood by ordinary people. But dumb people, ah, they are delicious. Everyone loves a dumb guy. And everyone would like to know what dumb things a dumb guy is up to. Put succinctly, by listing yourself as a dumb guy or girl at DumbList.com, you endear yourself to a large section of the web users. What you get is more than what you paid for, which was only to get a curse.
Ans: DumbList.com is not for people who wish to make sense of everything around them. If you are looking for everything that makes sense, we suggest you go read Reader’s Digest. Or Fortune magazine. Or this year’s list of Nobel Prize winners. This place is for dumb people, got it? The next question please
Ans: DumbList.com plans to be in service until end of 2010. After that, we don’t know if we will be alive, so we cannot promise anything. If at least one of us folks who run DumbList.com is alive until end 2010, the site will be up until that time and so will be your profile. You have to pay us only once for being listed until the very end – we are sweet guys, we don’t believe in ripping people off.
Ans: We were wondering when this question would come up, and we did not have to wait long. Yes, you greedy fella, there might be benefits. We understand that people these days are comfortable working with dumb business partners than super-smart ones, because the street-smart business partners appear to be taking everyone for a ride. Well, talk about Enron…all right, let us not get into that…So who knows, you might just get your next million-dollar deal from your profile being listed on DumbList.com. But don’t count on it, not just yet. And remember, you are paying to get cursed, not to get business. Some good places we can suggest if you wish to pay money and get business – www.google.com, www.business.com, www.ugreedyhogpaymeadimeandiwillgiveuamilliondollars.com
Ans: Promises? What promises? We are not making any. Please read our short and precise terms and conditions. Let us tell you once again. We are giving no guarantees, no promises, got it? If anything positive results from your being listed at DumbList.com, it was in spite of we trying our best to prevent any such thing happening.
Ans: Sorry, you won’t. We are not running Wal-Mart here. You pay us, and you get cursed. That is the end of it. We do not want our curse back, so there is no reason why you should want your money back. Period. Now go to sleep. No more questions.
Thank you for considering becoming a worthless member of DumbList.com. To re-iterate, the motto of DumbList.com is – Be dumb enough to pay up and get cursed.
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