DumbList.com – Pay to get Cursed!

Where Suckers Converge

 

 

 

There are millions of web sites online that provide valuable services for free. We are proud to state that DumbList.com is the ONLY SITE ON THE NET which provides a disservice for a price.

 

There are suckers, and there are suckers. At DumbList.com, we have the worst of the suckers. These suckers pay to get cursed!

 

What you do at DumbList.com is simple. You donate some money to the list, well, that is to us, and we give you a curse for that. The more you pay, the worse will be the curse.

 

What’s more, I also publish your curse with your name.

 

You can either declare yourself as Just Dumb, Quite Dumb, Really Dumb, Super Dumb, or Unbelievably Dumb

 

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Gas Prices

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Internet Explorer

Jennifer Lopez

Jessica Simpson

Kyla Greenbaum

Lindsay Lohan

Mariah Carey

Mega Millions

Music Downloads

New York

Pamela Anderson

 

 

DumbList Packages

 

Package

Terms ( all payments in US$)

Benefits

Just Dumb

You pay $ 10

You get only one curse

Quite Dumb

You pay $ 25

You get cursed twice

Really Dumb

You pay $ 100

You get five juicy curses, all to yourself

Super Dumb

You pay $ 1000

The curses are more unique, and run to a full paragraph

Unbelievably Dumb

You pay a whopping $ 10,000

We will handcraft exquisite curses for you, and these curses will run to a full page

 

 

You can very well see the noble principle that guides DumbList.com from the above table – the more you pay, the bigger the sucker you are, so the worse you deserve to get cursed. Wouldn’t you agree we are being fair, open and honest?

 

We of course do not expect anyone to be so dumb as to declare themselves Unbelievably Dumb and pay us 10,000 bucks. But folks, stay tuned, stranger things have happened!

 

In addition to the curses, we will publish a profile of the dumb chaps with related details such as a link to their favorite web site or their own web site. Why anyone should be interested in the tastes & profiles of self-acclaimed suckers is beyond our comprehension, but we are glad to extend this small benefit.

 

DumbList.com started barely a month ago, and over a dozen dumbos have already paid up to get cursed.

 

Donate to us by clicking on the “Make a Donation” below! And get a curse.

 

Once you have donated an amount, send me details ( @ info@dumblist.com ) about yourself & the amount you paid. Kindly provide a brief profile about yourself – your occupation, city of residence, and the dumbest things you have done in your life. And find yourself in the world’s most popular DumbList!

 

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Making a donation & getting certified as a sucker: If you wish to make a donation to DumbList.com, get certified as a sucker and get a curse, please see our Make A Donation page

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Definitions of & synonyms for “dumb”:

 

Did you know that the word Dumb has over 400 synonyms and related words? Here you go:

 

A

Addled

Aimless

Airheaded

Amateur ( also: amateurish)

Apathetic

Aphasiac

Aphasic

Aphonic

Asinine

Ass

 

B

Baboon

Backward

Banal

Bare

Barren

Batty

Beast (also: beastly)

Benighted

Besotted

Birdbrain

Birdbrained

Birdie

Blank

Blockhead

Blockheaded

Blunderbuss

Blunderer

Blunt

Blurred

Bonehead

Boob

Booby

Bore

Boring

Bovine

Brainless

Breathless

Bruiser

Brute

Buffoon

Bull

Butt

 

C

Camp

Campy

Catachrestic

Cheap

Chump

Clear

Clod

Clown

Clownish

Comatose

Comical (also: Comedian, Comic, Comedians)

Confused

Crazy

Credulous

Cretin (also: Cretinous)

 

D

Daffy

Daft

Dazed

Dead

Deadpan

Deficient

Dense

Devoid

Dim

Dimwit (also: Dimwits)

dim-witted

Disconnected

Discontinuous

Discordant

Dishonest

Disjointed

Disordered

Dodo

Dolt

Doltish

Donkey

Dope

Dopey

Dopy

Dork

Dorky

Dotterel

Drained

Drip

Drippy

Dry

Duffer

Dull

Dullard

Dum head

Dumb

Dumb bunny

Dumb cluck

Dumb head

Dumb ox

Dumbbell

Dumbo (also: Dumbos)

Dumdum

Dummy

Dunce

Dunderhead

Dupe

 

E

Easy mark

Eccentric

Emptied

Empty

Expressionless

 

F

Fair game

Fall guy

Faltering

Fathead

Fatheaded

Fatuous

Feeble

Feebleminded

Feeble-minded

Flat

Flat tire

Fool (also: Fools)

Foolish (also: Foolishness)

For grins

Frivolous

Fruitless

Funny

Futile

 

G

Gagged up

Galoot

Goat

Gomeral

Gomeril

Goof

Goof ball

Goofy

Goon

Goose

Green

Gullible

 

H

Half-baked

Halfwit

Half-wit

Half-witted

Halting

Harebrained

Hare-brained

Heavy

Hebetudinous

Hesitant

Hesitating

Hollow

Humorous

 

I

Idiot (also: Idiots)

Idiotic

Idle

Ignoramus

Ignorant

Ill-advised

Ill-conceived

Illiterate

Imbecile (also: Imbeciles)

Imbecilic

Impassive

Imperceptive

Impractical

Inactive

Inane

Inarticulate

Inaudible

Incoherent

Incohesive

Incomprehensible

Incongruous

Inconsistent

Indifferent

Indiscreet

Indistinct

Indistinguishable

Indolent

Ineffective

Ineffectual

Inert

Inerudite

Inexperienced

Inexpert

Inexpressive

Innocent

Insensate

Insensitive

Insincere

Insipid

Irrational

Irrelevant

Irresponsible

 

J

Jackass

Jejune

Jerk

Joshing

Jumbled

 

K

Klutz

know-nothing

Knucklehead

Kook

Kooky

 

L

Lamebrain

Lame-brain

Lamebrained

Laughable

Laughing stock

Lethargic

Lightweight

Limited

Loon

Loony

Loose

Loser

Lout

Low

Lubber

Ludicrous

Lummox

Lumpish

Lunkhead

 

M

Madcap (also: Mad-cap)

Matter-of-fact

Maundering

Meaningless

Meathead

Mental defective

Menus

Mindless

Missing link

Moron (also: Morons)

Moronic

Muddled

Muffled

Mum

Mumbled

Mumbling

Mute

Muttered

 

N

Naïve

Nerd

Nerdy

Nincompoop

Ninny

Nitwit

Nitwitted

Nobody home

Nonsensical

Not bright

Nothing upstairs

Nugatory

Numbnuts

Numskull

Numskulled

Nutty

 

O

Oaf

Obscure

Obtuse

Omadawn

Opaque

Otiose

Ownshook

Ox

 

P

Palooka

Paltry

Passive

Petty

Phlegmatic

Pinhead

Pointless

Pointy Head

Poorly Planned

Puerile

Purposeless

Pushover

Puzzling

 

Q

Quiet

 

R

Rambling

Rash

Retarded

Reticent

Ridiculous

 

S

Sap

Sappy

Scatterbrain

Scatterbrained

Schlemiel

Schmuck

Schnook

Senseless

Shallow

short-sighted

Silenced

Silent

Silly

Simple

Simple-minded

Simpleton

Slob

Slouch

Slow

Slow-witted

Sluggish

Slumberish

Soft

Solecistic

Sophomoric

Spaz

Speechless

Stammering

Stark

Stoic

Stolid

Stooge

Stoop

Stupefied

Stupid (also: stupidity)

Stupid person

Stuttering

Sucker

Superficial

Supine

 

T

Tedious

Thick

Thickheaded

Thick-headed

Tomfool

Tongueless

tongue-tied

Torpid

Torpid

Trivial

Turkey

Twerp

Twit

 

U

Unclear

Uncommunicative

Uncomprehending

Unconnected

Uncoordinated

Uncultured

Underdeveloped

Uneducated

Unemotional

Unenlightened

Uneven

Unexcitable

Unexpressed

Unfilled

Unformed

Ungrammatical

Uninstructed

Unintellectual

unintelligent

Unintelligible

Unlearned

Unlettered

Unpronounced

Unread

Unreal

Unreasoning

Unresponsive

Unsatisfactory

Unschooled

Unsounded

Unspeaking

Unspoken

Unsubstantial

Untaught

Unthinking

Untutored

Unuttered

Unvocal

Unvoiced

 

V

Vacant

Vacuous

Vague

Vain

Valueless

Vapid

Victim

Voiceless

Void

 

W

Wacky

Wandering

weak-minded

Wearisome

Wild

Winner

Witless

Witty

Wooden

Wordless

Worthless

 

Y

Yo-yo

 

Z

Zany

 

Some dumb spelling mistakes of the word dumb & equivalents:

Stupid: Atupid, Stupis, Stoopid, Stupit, Stubid 

Idiot: Idioit, Idioits, ediot, ediots, idoit, idoits

Fool: Foool, Fool, Fooool, Foooool, Fooooool

Fool: Foools, Fools, Fooools, Foooools, Fooooools

 

 

Some equivalent words to dumb/idiot/fool/mad in other languages:

 

Words searched for: Crazy, Mad, Dumb, Fool, Foolish, Idiot, Moron, Simpleton, Stupid

 

Dutch: dwaas, stom, Gek, Idioot

 

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Dumb Sounding Names

 

Dumb Sounding Band Names - bunnybrains, cat power, and shiny toy guns, Frou Frou, Blonde Redhead, New Pornographers, Death Cab for Cutie, Bonzo Dog, Bonzo Dog DooDah Band, Broken Social Scene, fuck...I'm dead, fuck... I'm dead, fuck.. I'm dead, fuck..I'm dead, fuck….I’m dead, fuck…. I’m dead, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Same with Black Heart Procession, Echo and the Bunnymen, pig destroyer, coheed and cambria, biffy clyro, Murder By Death, Motion City Soundtrack, Big Audio Dynamite or BAD, Minus the Bear, Poop Ship Destroyer,The HIV Song, Boobtalk, Reggaejunkiejew, I Drink A Lot, Blow It Out Your Ass, I Like You, I got A Weasel, Hippy Smell, She Fucks Me, Flies On My Dick, Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?, Don't Shit Where You Eat, Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain, say hi to your mom, pinback, I am Kloot, Death from Above 1979, Cex, Sunny Day Real Estate, Cradle of Filth, Creeper Lagoon, Ozma, Dirty Pretty Things, Architecture in Helsinki, Get Up Kids, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, arctic monkeys, The Arcade Fire, My Morning Jacket, Saturday Looks Good to Me, bathtube-shitter, bathtube shitter, Neutral Milk Hotel
eagles of death metal
His Hero is Gone
Art Brut
Explosion in the Sky

test icicles

neutral milk hotel & broken social scene

Iron and Wine, The Spill Canvas

Free Kitten and Elf Power. At the Drive-In

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Yeah Yeah Noh

franz Ferdinand

The Future Bible Heroes

Magnetic Fields

meatshits? or her majesty's secret cervix

Free Kitten

Yo La Tengo

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone

"THC!!"

"Comatose Bunny Butcher", "Internal Bleeding Strawberry", "Synchronicity", "The Lost Lolli", "The Return Of The Chlorophyll Bunny", and "Merry&Hell Go Round"

the dismemberment plan

Dogs Die In Hot Cars

Radiohead

Hot Hot Heat

Cannibal Ox

RJD2

The Broken Social Scene

Shitty Beatles

Death Cab For Cutie

Camera Obscura

The Ghandarvas

Planes Mistaken For Stars

Neutral Milk Hotel and ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

The Sea and Cake

Lambchop

And The French Kicks

The rock*a*teens

Antioch Arrow

Calexico

764 Hero

all american rejects

Do Make Say Think

Heavy Vegetable, Thingy, Physics, and Optiganally Yours

Solo, album, albums, band, bands, song, songs, lyrics, lyric

Poop Ship Destroyer,The HIV Song, Boobtalk, Reggaejunkiejew, I Drink A Lot, Blow It Out Your Ass, I Like You, I got A Weasel, Hippy Smell, She Fucks Me, Flies On My Dick, Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?, Don't Shit Where You Eat, Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain

Instrumental, instrumentals, music, indie, indies, release, releases, listen, listens, sound, sounds, jazz, metal, metals, metallic, classic, classics, artist, artists, group, groups, singer, singers, cool, freaky

 

 

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